Chazzed

To prematurely ejaculate in an unbelievable short amount of time

You just chazzed me up and now you’re going to sleep

by Heffrie March 15, 2025

chazzercise

The act of working out involved a bungie cord with a butt plug on one end inserted in the anal cavity and the other end connected to a tie down on the floor. As you do a squatting movement up and down the exercise strengthens your quads, hamstrings, glutes, gluteous maximus, and also your sphincter muscle.

Man 1 - "Wow dude I am sore as hell today"

Man 2 - "Why?"

Man 1 - "I just got done with a chazzercise workout! My butthole is as tight as fort knox"

Man 2 - "That has to feel so good"

Man 1 - "Yeah dude, It feels so strong I could put a golf ball in there and shoot it past Saturn!"

Man 2 - "Wow!"

by Lars Wienerschnitzel March 20, 2025

Chiz-Chazzlin

Another way of saying "Hello" or "What's up?". Most commonly used with the word "what" with a suffix of "s" following it.

What's Chiz-Chazzlin man?

How's it Chiz-Chazzlin?

by TheyCallHimBoss February 4, 2012