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caning

To lash or whip somebody with a cane. Typically very painful. Often found in BDSM scenarios where the dominant canes the submissive.
Mindy received a sound caning at the hands of her master.
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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candy caning

When a woman (or man) snorts a line of cocaine off an erect penis.
While at the club, the strippers were candy caning all night long!
by jack-spratt October 8, 2009
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Cunting it

When a woman grinds her genitals on an object(usually long). This is never to be confused with masturbating because "Cunting it" involves thrust action whereas masturbating doesn't.
I walked in on my Mother Cunting it last night. It was a traumatic experience
by Rumo March 2, 2008
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casting moonrunes

To use an English-Japanese dictionary for the purposes of enjoying amateur translation of novels, magazines, manga, or other Japanese media that involves print text. Like casting magical runes, this process can have unpredictable and eyebrow raising results.
Paul was casting moonrunes again because he wanted to read the latest Claymore before anyone else.
by TeenAuthor June 22, 2008
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Cunting

When something is not working correctly
1)Gramps is cunting right now, we've been taking bong rips in his Jeep for hours and he still hasn't realized
2)dude, my printer is cunting right now
by Moscow Mark April 24, 2009
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Casting Spells

Another way of saying you farted
Dude I've been casting spells on my roommates pillow maybe he'll get pink eye.
by Randy Stuker February 4, 2009
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Cunting my Spastic

The phrase "Cunting my Spastic" is to be used very selectively. It's not to be bandied around like the promises of governments and banks as the C word and the S word are particularly offensive in most places the English language is spoken.

The phrase itself, despite its obvious offensive qualities, makes no sense and that's what really sets it apart from all other frustrated comments you might make about a person or persons.

Your boss would possibly curl up and die the billion deaths you want him to if you used it in front of a client. Your mother would give you a "seismic cunting" if you uttered it at grandmas funeral.

so with this warning you must only utter this phrase when there's simply nothing else to say. When you're so desperately seething with impotent rage that you may shit your lungs out. For moments when your entire focus and purpose in life is to watch another person or persons suffer from the most horrific verbal abuse, so vehemently violent should your expulsion of these words be that the release of such profanity will make a thousand relgious people curse your name for all eternity.

Use it wisely, it is dangerous.
defending the recent abortion of a financial situatiuon a Labour party politician had the cheek to say "it wasn't our fault" whilst I knawed his mandible. "shut up, you're cunting my spastic" I replied when my mouth was mildly less full.

This is an excerpt from "Dreams of the Angry" written by Captain No Cash because you spunked it up the wall like a bunch of Union Twats. This name is a pseudonym.
by Aaaaaaaaaaaargh January 14, 2011
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