Rumo's definitions

fernando torres

The best striker in the whole Premiership. A very skilled, fast and technical player. He rips through the oppositions defence and makes his presence known imidiately.

Fernando Torres is better than anyone on the Man United midfield.

by Rumo March 1, 2008

Cunting it

When a woman grinds her genitals on an object(usually long). This is never to be confused with masturbating because "Cunting it" involves thrust action whereas masturbating doesn't.

I walked in on my Mother Cunting it last night. It was a traumatic experience

by Rumo March 2, 2008