cow

A fat bitch who is ugly and looks like she is 50.

Lorenzo's fat cow of a girlfriend better not mess with me or she'll get punched in the ugly face.

by Cuteblondie September 17, 2013

Cow

Cow

Cow

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 9, 2020

Cow

The most legendairy mammal.

That cow is legendairy.

by tigergoesmoo June 23, 2016

Cowing

To stand in four paws while eating grass and pooping, then peeing white stuff.

Hey, John! Did you see the man on the street cowing?

Yes, Anna! We should hide our kids!

by YesILikePizza February 8, 2021

Cow

(A big animal that usually comes in three colours and they are slowly becoming smart and will take over the world)

(LOOK A COW)

by HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE February 29, 2020

Cow

A fat woman!

Get out of the road cow!

by CowHATER April 26, 2019

Cow

When you have a problem that is not yet beef, but potentially will be

Sarah: OMG, I have some beef... I just hooked up with my exs best friend but he doesn't know yet
Suzie: Sarah, that's not beef, that's cow

by Lawrenceeeeeeee October 26, 2016