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One of the playable races in the MMORPG World of Warcraft that originated in the earlier Warcraft games. A Tauren is a big bovine-like creature who has strong ties with nature. Taurens are part of the Horde faction and can play the following classes: Warrior, Shaman, Druid, Hunter.

Taurens and Night Elves are currently the only races that can play as druids.

Also the race with coolest dance ever! At least the male version anyway...
Alliance Player #1: Man, I just got pwned by a Tauren Shaman. >_<
Alliance Player #2: Moooo!
Alliance Player #1: Yah. ;_;
by Selfie June 18, 2006
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
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Quite possibly the coolest race ever conceived in the history of fantasy PC games. The Tauren is a minotaur-like creature that looks half man, half bull. They carry around very large trees and smash people and other various objects with them.
Only two things come from Texas... and I've got horns.
by Grok September 27, 2004
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One of the five Horde races in World of Warcraft. Resemble the classic Greek minotaur, only with hooves for feet and three-fingered hands. They have a culture that appears to be based off of several Native American tribes, are the only Horde race that can be druids, and are a blatant rebuke to anyone who misjudges the Horde as the "bad guys."
"You've got Hordies on Tanaris? Cool, I have a tauren druid there!"
by Qit el-Remel March 23, 2008
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It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
Where he at, where he at.
There he go, there he go.
Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat!

You gotta love taurens
by LVL 70 Elite Tauren Chieftain December 29, 2007
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Originating from the Warcraft computer games; Taurens are extremely large cow-like people. Tauren as an adjective is used similar to 'massive' or 'enormous'; it can be used to describe anything that is larger than ordinary.
"I am tauren in the pants."

"I just chucked a tauren dump."

by Vinnie May 14, 2006
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One of the playable races in the MMORPG World of Warcraft that originated in the earlier Warcraft games. A Tauren is a big bovine-like creature who has strong ties with nature. Taurens are part of the Horde faction and can play the following classes: Warrior, Shaman, Druid, Hunter.

Taurens and Night Elves are currently the only races that can play as druids.

Also the race with coolest dance ever! At least the male version anyway...
Alliance Player #1: Man, I just got pwned by a Tauren Shaman. >_<
Alliance Player #2: Moooo!
Alliance Player #1: Yah. ;_;
by Selfie June 16, 2006
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