Ben Burnley

The hottest guy in the history of the music industry. Extremely talented. My soulmate. Yuk yuk yuk.

Who was that guy you were with last night?
Oh, that's just Ben Burnley.
Isn't that the guy from Breaking Benjamin?
Yes.
He's hot.
I know.
Why were you with him?
He's my soulmate

by The Only Jane Doe August 4, 2007

back burner

1) Custom of placing pots not requiring immediate attention toward the rear of the stove 2) A condition of low priority or temporary deferment 3) Where one resides when they are hearing bs in hopes of maintaining the status quo of a "relationship" that serves to keep the fires lit for the IO part of the equation

It's so sad how Sal doesn't realize shes placed on the back burner. Hal has no intention of making her his one and only.

by Shyantha January 1, 2007

burned the carpet

Having sex with a woman until her vagina hurts, usually caused by a lack of lubrication.

Manwhore003: Man that bish over there is walkin kinda funny.
Manwhore004: Yeah, I burned the carpet last night, she was out of K-Y.

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

burned the meatloaf

to do something to piss off your girlfriend/boyfriend to the point where they will not speak to you

"so i went out drinking with my friends the other night instead of taking my girl out to dinner"
"looks like someone burned the meatloaf again"

my old lady left me again! Why? Guess i burnt the meatloaf?

by calmerthanu November 6, 2010

Diesel Burner

A very large, over-weight woman. Compared to vehicles, in which she is so big, it would take a diesel engine to run.

Tom- Hey, you see that chick? she was at least 350 pounds!

Luke- Ya man, shes definately a diesel burner!

by TALLI69 July 21, 2009

on the back burner

Postponed or deferred, as in a low-priority task.

It wasn't April 15th yet so I put the taxes on the back burner.

by The Aloha Overlord March 22, 2014

Silicon Burner

Any software application, most commonly a video game, that tends to overwork the CPU and other resources, very often leading to a freeze.

Hey I can't run GT4, it's a real silicon burner

by killerdove June 16, 2011