Indian bouquet

A bouquet one makes at home by gathering snippets of tree branches in bloom, wild vines,and blooming bushes in the beginning of spring.

Jordan and I went out this morning and picked an Indian bouquet to take to his teacher to welcome her back after the week long spring break.

by Liz McKinney March 14, 2007

Bouquet

The act of grabbing one's penis and testicles from their bases. By protruding each from the top of your tightened fist, the end result should resemble that of a bouquet of flowers.

"Man, I'm really enjoying this group text right now."

"Bouquet them and let them know!"

by Thrillah November 9, 2012

ball bouquet

an epidermal display or offering from a male of good breeding. sometimes referred to as the basket of fruit or cockandballs this phallic and scrotal presentation is guaranteed to elicit a strong response from the intended recipient. not recommended for public wooing.

So Rick whipped out the ball bouquet and said, "My nuts are on your shoulder", and Matt in a stage of fervid denial pleaded, "No they're not..."

by joesgarbage January 5, 2004

bouquette

A cunt. Taken from the Italian

you are a bouquette. spoken by christopher moltisanti in the sopranos

by komunicator March 19, 2007

Bouquet

When you fart in the shower and it suddenly becomes a gas chamber. Escape at all costs or effects can be lethal.

*farts*
"O fuck, i just made a bouquet"
*proceeds to escape the shower at any cost necessary, because no one wants to die like a jew*

by Filthy Jewish Priest November 26, 2017

Bourqued

To have a link to your blog or website placed on a news website which generates enormous interest.

I have been Bourqued, the traffic from the link was amazing.

by TIZReporter April 3, 2006

Dirty Bouquet

A dirty bouquet is a sexual fetish where the recipient is deficated on and injests 30-60 hosts individual excretions. Originally conceived on Chatroulette

Inventors NB&KF

A woman walks into a toy store and says "excuse me, I need to get a toy for my son"..... then 30-60 employees come out and instruct her to her knees, then gets the employees excresions and diarrhea into her mouth. Her faced looked like a dirty bouquet. The toy goes unspoken of again.

by BMBR88 February 26, 2011