Birthday

The day people celebrate every year, forgetting that they are actually celebrating the day their suffering officially began.

Jack: Hey Tony what are you gonna do on your birthday tomorrow?

Tony: Bruh, I don't do birthday's coz I don't wanna celebrate the day my suffering began.

by Naughtyboy78 September 24, 2021

BiPhoneRacial

BiPhoneRacial is a person that enjoys the pros and cons of iPhones and Android devices. They wouldn't mind having a phone that is either an Android (Samsung, Pixel, etc) or iPhone (8,X, etc).

1. Have you heard about James? He say's that he's BiPhoneRacial.

2. I'll let you know that I'm BiPhoneRacial.

by RunFasterMySon December 3, 2019

Reverse Birthing

A specific act involving a midget, a woman, and a 100-foot slide-and-slide. The woman lays back at the end of the slip-and-slide with her legs wide open. The midget then is slid down the slip-and-slide at a high speed, resulting in the midget sliding all the way down the slip-and-slide, and going so far into the woman's vagina that it ends up entirely inside of her, resulting in what looks like a birth in reverse (hence the name, reverse birthing).

The festival ended with a complete reverse birthing. It was epic.

by AM0408 July 17, 2012

Birthday Mode

A mental state indicating a period of intense revelry and hardcore drinking on the part of one or several people.

Jonno: “I’ma go into Birthday Mode this Saturday”
Blizzle: “Oh man, is this gonna end with neon-colored vomit all over your room…again??
Jonno: “Dude, that was Neil’s last Birthday Mode”

by blizzlinBR January 19, 2009

birthday o'clock

The hour that correlates to your date of birth.

My birthday is August 12, so birthday o'clock would be 08:12.

by pheiticeira February 25, 2011

Birth Control Photo

On social networking sites, oftentimes individuals – especially college-aged Americans – post a certain type of profile picture that makes them completely unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of impregnating another or becoming impregnated. Usually such photos involve individuals making strange faces, posturing themselves oddly, or exhibiting behaviors that compromise their individual dignity. Unlike compromising photos which are posted by third-parties who may have taken the photo and “tagged” the individual in an awkward situation or pose, the Birth Control Photo (BCP) is a photo that is self-posted by the individual in the picture.

“My brother is always posting Birth Control Photos of himself on facebook in tight jeans making strange faces. He’s never going to get laid.”

by impotate April 16, 2011

Birthday Defriend

To defriend someone on facebook on their birthday when you don't care to wish them a happy birthday.

"I just pulled a birthday defriend. He totally won't notice since he'll be so distracted by all the 'happy birthday!' comments posted on his wall."

by its_just_easier February 27, 2012