Beasley

He the greatest dog in the world. He enjoys longs walks on the trail and digging holes. Humping Bretts leg is favorite activity.

whos that dog humping bretts leg?

beasley and brett gets off on it

by DirtyBrett July 7, 2010

Bosley

To run away from a conflict, also, to leave out items from an order.

“Stop Bosleying away from me”
”Mani completely Bosleyed our drink order from Sonic“

by ZoVeX November 5, 2010

Belleya

Belleya is a nice kind person,but don't get on her bad side,she doesn't want to hurt anyone and wants to be loved

"That girl belleya and fine"

by Baddie cool nice beautiful March 19, 2017

that's a beasley

A phrase to be said after one has completed a particularly difficult endeavor or something great has happened

Just won the lottery. That's a beasley

by legendofthestigay March 7, 2014

bewley

Smaller sized male of the pre-Cambrian Order Mammalian. Has tendancy to waffle while communicating and possesses striking similarities to star-faced mole and emniotic fluid covered infant. When matured to adulthood, this creature has innate ability to annoy and pester those in its surroundings. Natural attraction for ridicule.

The office bewley showed up today, asked dumb questions and then was laughed at.

by Mad-Eye February 26, 2008

beasley

Synonymous for shit.
Named after Governor Beasley of South Carolina.
Also used symbolically

noun - "I'll be right back. I gotta take a beasley."

suggestive "Governor beasley's calling, he's trying to send me a fax."
"Governor Beasley's on line 2!"

by DestroyingAngel February 5, 2009

Beasley

An astronomical body orbiting Cephari 337 that is mainly composed of processed lard. It has an orbital range of 50 AU, and is subject to many asteroid impacts (known as "migranes") caused by Valve's software engine "Source". Beasley has two moons (known as "children"), which have recently left the orbit with their "mother" to join another astronomical body, known as "Scott". Due to this break-up, Beasley has joined orbit with a degrading asteroid body known as "Army buddy's dad" in the Buckinham quadrant of the Milky Way.

Kid : Did you see Beasley last night?

Father: How the fuck could I not? It won't leave my apartment.

by Matt Wronski January 11, 2008