beckon

v. calculate without using actual statistics, facts, or reasoning; act in a Glen Beck-esque manner.

Check out the way Sarah Palin is beckoning in her speeches. I beckon she'll be president soon!

I beckon most NFL fans are overweight cheese doodlers.

by gnostic1 May 10, 2011

Holly Bendover

Holly Bendover is a lobotomized chick with a smoking hot body.

You don't even have to ask! Just spread her cheeks and stick it in her ass.

Holly Bendover: proving women with brains are like frogs with umbrellas.

by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009

benk

slang term for one pound sterling, currency of the UK.

Mr A: that's an interesting hat you're wearing...
Dr B: thanks, only cost me two benk.

by DrJonas March 31, 2007

bencong

Indonesian slang for transsexual, gay. unmanly man.
Sometimes used for people who got discouraged in a fight and didn't fight back.

You bencong! Fight you loser!

by andinaraish September 22, 2016

benkin

an ego inflated to infinite proportions, often discovered in crazy russian engineers

wow, check out that benkin

by elbee737 December 9, 2006

benjo ditch

A benjo ditch is an Oriental solution for the toilet. It is little more than a ditch in which you deposit your waste.

The benjo ditch is also a practical answer, as the waste can be collected to be used as fertilizer.

If you're going to try to jump the benjo ditch... don't miss.

by protocoldroid November 14, 2004

bencoopered

To be dis, dismissed, or otherwise dumped by someone for no apparent reason. The manner of dumping usually consist of falling off the face of the earth.

She was bencoopered by her drug dealing boyfriend.

by Kane Sarhan March 27, 2008