bazzle

A mixed drink made by Bart Bazzle which has a cup and a half of tea, half a cup of pepsi, and two shots of vodca.

High class drinker: I'll have one Bazzle please.
Bartender: That'll be $30.

by Bart February 18, 2005

Beazley

1. An amazing person who doesn't realize or won't accept that they are.

2. A sexy, kind, smart, and thoughtful person.

3. The perfect boyfriend.

4. The guy that any girl would be lucky to have.

"I'm so glad my boyfriend is a Beazley." ;)

by Amberlnn December 13, 2009

beazley

a fat fucker of a man who was born to become a great loser. just think of big kim ;)

that's a bit "beazley" dont you think?

by Zeke the fucking Freak September 10, 2003

Bedazzled

To ejaculate on a female's back before sprinkling glitter on it.

I just bedazzled my girl and it was fabulous!

by Mtregi May 21, 2015

blazzle

Abbreviation of the word "blizzle blazzle" which is a term used to describe cannabis; it becomes a verb as "blazzle."

I think me and the Mrs will blazzle a bit before dinner and then for desert I will apply frosting to her clam.

by Ninja McWeener April 18, 2009

The Beazles

Pop punk band that originated in Orlando, FL during the late 1990's. Originally named "Flacid", their sound was best described as Screeching Weasel meets NOFX with a dash of Pennywise. While their performances were usually small, they were always intense; fueled by liquor and narcotics. The whereabouts of The Beazles three founding members are currently unknown.

The Beazles all shit themselves during their show last night.

by Richard Payne November 10, 2006

loaf bedazzlement

When one defecates into a glass display case containing precious metals or gemstones. When the Loaf rolls down into the case and comes to rest, jewelry sticks to, resulting in Loaf Bedazzlement.

"Wow, Keith took a dump in that case of diamonds. I didn't know he was into Loaf Bedazzlement!"

by Misterpowercups March 17, 2010