assmonk

flaming homosexual

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

assmosphere

When an ass is so large it has its own atmosphere (assmosphere)

Her/His ass is so big it has its own assmosphere.

by adamayersrock October 9, 2009

Assmonkey

an idiot, retard, someone who thinks they are an expert in a certain subject that they know nothing about

AJ said he could fix my car, but he just made it worse. what an assmonkey.

by Tardo September 28, 2003

assbowl

the last hit in the pipe that occasionally gets pulled through into your mouthular cavity - producing a coughing, spitting, near-wretching effect - often resulting in undesirable yet hilarious consequences

Dude, I think there's one more hit in this pipe but it's probably some assbowl

by bonedoggy March 22, 2004

assmongrel

A really stupid person who like celebrates Hannukah on Christmas, and sells door to door girl scout cookies, singing stupid ass theme songs like fucking Scooby Doo. This sort of person gets beat up (sometimes) but never on Sundays since thats the holy day. This type of person never has a house or anything, and doesn't even like to plant trees or sharpen pencils, and is just a big fuck.

Man that little albino kid just raped my dog, what a fucking assmongrel!

by ToDDMaN June 10, 2003

Assmonkey

A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.

"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"

by Dave September 12, 2003

Assmosis

A process by which a dumb inept individual attains high status and success by kissing up to superiors and stepping on co workers to attain empty undeserved success in a corporate environment.

It was evident that their success had attained not through intelligence, hard work or through experience but it was through assmosis.

by co09 April 19, 2006