Alex Renda

A guy that shouldn’t necessarily exist. Alex Renda can also be referred as HIM. Alex Renda is one of the most terrible people to be around with especially if you’re trying to make jokes. This little shit wad steals jokes, hella loud. When you first meet him he’s ok in some ways but after about a week you get sick of him. If you tell him how much you don’t like him he starts following you and stalking you, everything you do. He’s very forgetful and he thinks he gets bitches but he doesn’t. He says that he has crones and he uses that to sit at tables that people don’t want him at. He can’t tell the difference between something serious and sarcasm. When he tries to be sarcastic it doesn’t seem like it he says it more as a statement than a joke. He’s also incredibly short.

“Wait who is that over there?”
“Shit, it’s Alex Renda!”
“Uh oh”

by Bigchungusishellaunfunny June 10, 2022

Alex Rabe

When a man ejaculates immediately after touching a woman’s thigh

Hey man how was your date last night

Oh not so good I Alex Rabed in the car on the way to her place.

by Billygoatsanches67 September 23, 2022

Alex-Rose

Just a straight monster, who owns downtown Greenville. Considered the Queen of Blu. The Pride of San Diego, California. Known as the Greenville's Midnight Prowler. Can wipe tf outa a softball.

Yooooooooo, you are such an "Alex-Rose", the way you were at Blu last night.

by bUrGeRmOoNk October 17, 2022

Alex Rannie

The ultimate rizzler, rizz lord, rizzly bear, god of rizz, Mike rizzson and rizztastic rizzer

Alex Rannie has W rizz

by Trtltri27 March 4, 2023

Alex robb

He Robb’s the sperm off of the nutsacks of gay men that just busted

Person 1:I got sperm on my nuts
Person 2:watch out for Alex robb

by Alex robb July 23, 2023

Alex Rump

The buttocks equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).

Alex Rump my homie, I got your back (pun intended)!

by tobefree August 13, 2024

Alex rider

This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.

Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.

But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack

"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023