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Ruby Wilks

Very ugly on the outside and inside but she smells like fish. Farts in my bed and is a very hungry piggy all the time. However she can make some good babies with her husband Tyler Redhead and her teeth are so yellow the traffic lights could never. She is a set 3 and 4 student and spend all her timeshagging her dog and lost her virginity to a bowl of chicken noodles. And she can't get a man if she stuck her left finger into a rabbits arsehole and suck the nits out of her hair. But she's still a skinny legend with a decent fashion taste and alright at makeup but still smells like my dogs left bollock
Person 1: That girl smelt so fishy and yummy today i better keep her away from my boyfriend

Kenzy: No point she's so ugly the boys all turn into stone from over a mile away

Ruby: What are you guys talking about

Kenzy:You were with us the whole time dumbass set 7 of course you're such a Ruby Wilks
by kenzyhasbabyfleasinhermouth December 29, 2019
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Ruby

A very weird girl who’s pretty nice a lot of the time but fucking insane 100 percent of the time ,ruby’s the type of girl to own a mannequin head and dress it up for halloween.
boy 1- who’s that new girl?
boy 2- the crazy one with a mannequin head?
boy 1- ye that one

boy 2 that’s ruby
by pigshavingsexonasunday November 21, 2021
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pulled a rubi

Always being late and then laughing about it.
“She literally pulled a rubi today…. She needs to work on it”
by raveba November 8, 2021
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Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021
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Ruby

Ruby is kind, intelligent brave, and smart. And she always cares for others. Often times she can be shy, but you'd find it cute if you met her. If she were reading this right now, I would say, Ruby, I like you. And I've liked other people in the past, but not like this. Not with a stranger, and I was hoping, if you feel the same way, you and I could go on a date some time. Ruby will be your soulmate forever because even if you do not know her well, she'll be kind to you, and faithful. Because that's the kind of person she is. Faultless, fearless, and perfect.
Ruby and I went to a party, and she made me feel like I belonged.
by violahi February 2, 2022
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Phantom Ruby

The Phantom Ruby is a gemstone that can form illusions that can trick others into thinking something is real.
I used the Phantom Ruby to trick my friend into playing Sonic Forces.
by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023
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Ruby

ruby is really cool and hates a lot of people she definitely has some form of problem and will stab someone she hates everyone called ellie and loves to joke about her cock that she dosent have
by bigbattybunda April 13, 2022
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