Dirty Side Of The Bed 

When you run off a batch before going to sleep —letting it fly and land where it may— and then roll over to sleep in the clean part of the bed.

You act nonplussed when I told you about my Dirty Side Of The Bed, like you've never laid in your own filth before.

Dirty Side Of The Bed by Stingy Guts October 2, 2023

Secure the Bag

The bag being anything you want/desire. You must obtain it or accomplish your goal. Secure the bag.

How do I secure the bag?
I secured the bag when I got the job.

Secure the Bag by Slayballs July 7, 2017

the big sad

a cooler way of saying that your depressed

guy 1:i have the big sad

guy 2:...

the big sad by [insert funny name] October 28, 2020

Keep the blue side up! 

Salutation; refers to the artificial horizon indicator on an aircraft instrument panel. Blue represents sky and black represents the ground. If the black side is up, this will not end well. Similar to truckers' salutation of "Keep it between the paint" and satirical theatrical salutation of "Break a leg."

Said to a spouce: "See ya later, honey; keep the blue side up!"
To a friend: "Remember to keep the blue side up!"

Keep the blue side up! by Melody Lawson August 28, 2008

The Bois 

A group of close, tryhard, like-minded friends, who are primarily male. The group often consists of one token female for diversity.

“Why do all the Bois have back problems?”
“Because they carry all of the classes they're in.”

The Bois by sammie2727 May 27, 2020

The Briggs Effect 

Being very sore and feeling as if being hit by a bus from raging too hard at a concert or rave.

Man, after thrashing at the show last night, I'm definitely feeling the Briggs Effect.

The Briggs Effect by jehm faulking January 6, 2013

pump the brakes 

to tell someone to slow down when trying to jump conclusions about someone or something; to slow your role; to caution another concerning any particular matter

Kenny, Pump the brakes, you are lying she did not steal your car!

pump the brakes by Freerl February 23, 2008