pumpkin in the restroom

A turd so large that the first lady christens it with a bottle of champagne

That pumpkin in the restroom was so huge, she hit it with a bottle of Dom P and named it the Peanut Princess

by Herbos, a prince May 16, 2008

Pumpkin-Poker

One who engages in sexual intercourse with a woman who's skin is tanned to an orange hew, resembling a pumpkin. Especially if she's kinda chub-chub.

Gross Dude! Your pokin' a pumpkin! Your a pumpkin-poker!

by The One And Only Mountain January 16, 2009

Pumpkin (name)

A round, orange girl, usually a pitcher, that plays softball. Hates people that make fun of her name, and gives the 'evil eye,' to anyone who 'disses,' her team. This name was given by the girl's softball team, and is highly humorous to anyone who doesn't know her.

"Go Pumpkin (name)!" Gina shouted, mocking the round, orange girl's nickname.

"Ya'll is rawnchy," Pumpkin replied, throwing an evil glare at Gina.

by brilynrosalie July 6, 2009

Pumpkin hunter

'Pumpkin hunter' has several translations, here are some of those:
1) one who hunts pumpkins
2) one who is feared by pumpkins
3) one who argues with pumpkins
4) abuser of pumpkins
5) pumpkin intolerator
6) pumpkin what? pumpkin gonna die!
7) pumpkin ain't got nothin' on my drink
8) network / systems administrators who hate heavy, orange, spherical ground growth

Mister Kris is THE pumpkin hunter.

by Mister Chris October 20, 2010

pumpkin

jacking your self off while on the toilet

dude i gave myself a pumpkin the other day

by YOUR MOTHER 12335435 November 2, 2010

Pumpkin Top

The mound of pubis fat that completely engulfs one's genitals when they reach morbid obesity and resembles the dorsal region of the orange gourd. As made famous by American comedian Louis C.K.

"Holy Shit! Did you see that fat bastard on the Rascal? He had the biggest pumpkin top I've ever SEEN!... this week." Yes America, drop the Cheetos and jump on a treadmill you fat fucks.

by RaiderRash09 July 1, 2011

Pumpkin Garden

When a bunch of men lie down with their erections sticking out then a woman tries to shove all their penises up her vagina.

Last night i heard Charisa tried to pull a Pumpkin Garden when she was drunk.

by Da Real November 4, 2011