jaded

When your high as hell!!!. particurally high on marijuana

Damn dude, im mad jaded

by Koos Koos January 10, 2007

Jaded

A modern term to describe when you are sad about a girl. It has originated from the Springfield Illinois rap game and has quickly started spreading through the 217. Whelp Dogg, a rapper based out of Springfield came up with the term when a friend suggested that he was "Jaded" after being sad about a girl named Jade. He liked the term and used it in a song along with mentioning the term multiple times in freestyles.

She's got me missing her badly, I'm pretty jaded at the moment.

by Ethan2001w July 4, 2017

jared

(verb) the swift concentrated motion of any elongated object back and forth, in and out of the mouth. While jareding, the person tends to use the hands, with the assistance of saliva, in order to keep a steady pace and safe motion going. Jareding is commonly brought up in gay men, due to their tendencies to suck on each others penis's.

Mr. O'Brien bragged openly: "I jared the best, and I hate leaving messes! I always make sure to finish it off"

by Brotha Lynch Hung of the LNHN June 13, 2009

jayda

Jayda is a girl that is shaped like a waterbug. She thinks she is the bomb but really she is just a pile of poop. She gets in SOOOOO much drama it is ridiculous. She thinks she is black and says she is but she is white. She is fat, petty, ugly, and probably weighs 800 pounds. She wants the whole world to be around her but sorry to say sweetie, it isn't.

"Oh my God did you see jayda over there?"
"Yeah I know she is such a waterbug lookin person."

by 12345678910qwertyyy April 20, 2020

Jared

Jared; or one who plans poorly or has poor planning. Jared could also be described as ; (fake as fuck) or ; capable of doing things that could be described as huge

Hey man did you hear Jared planned that big thing then bailed. That was HUGE... What a bailmaster!

by Funktastic611 September 3, 2016

Jared

A real dick who abuses women physically and mentally. He also tells you to make him cum and he cums on FaceTime. Nice and shy in the beginning but makes you feel like a bitch In the end.

Jared is a fucking douchebag

by Bitch___ January 7, 2018

Jayda

Jayda is a wonderful girl. Draw dropping to all the boys. She is a little too sassy. She never gives up. She all ways has a crush in mind. Though she has had a rough life she is still happy with what she has. She is creative of what she has. She has wonderful friends. She has a smile that will cheer you up in a second. Her blue/green shining eyes will light the world up in flamings.

P.S she wants a big butt but she has no lump

If you see a jayda don't give her up.

by qwxvbbkjhjbj December 4, 2018