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day trader

1. A person that insists on being actively involved in a group conversation but is incapable of saying anything that adds any value.

The guy everyone wishes would just shut up and leave, because what they're talking about is actually interesting, and the constant "that's what she said"s stopped being funny about 12 minutes ago.

A social parasite that gets a little selfish boost of attention by sapping a little bit of energy out of any interesting discussion.

2. A person that does the equivalent of the above, except with the stock market.
Mike: "That's really cool, Sam, where do you work?"

Dan: "that's what she said!"

Sam: "Just two blocks away. We make the chess boards out of onyx, and marble"

Dan: "marble like my dick!"

Mike: "Neat, do you cut the stone with a water jet?"

Dan: "my dick's a water jet!"

Mike & Sam: "STFU Dan! You are such a day trader! I hope you contract syphilis!"
by Euge K December 4, 2010
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Trailer Fraud

When white people in one neighborhood use an address for a family member in a different trailer park so their child can to go to a better trailor park school.
Misrepresenting citizenship status constitutes Trailer Fraud. Residents in states seceding from the union cannot apply for FEMA trailors without disclosing their true identities and citizenship status.
by prettyricki66 November 18, 2012
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fur trader

A kinky lesbian sixty-niner.
I.E Lizzy and Miranda
by zero April 14, 2003
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tradegy

the art or act of editing, changing or trading part of a sad story or tragedy to create a happier one.
mr. jones rewrote romeo and juliet into a great tradegy by changing the ending significantly.
by dustin york September 16, 2007
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Trailer Park Nails

Artificial finger nails that are longer than normal nails but shorter than Shanequa Nails and Ghetto Daggers. They are usually convex in shape but can be found with concave tips in extreme examples.

Trailer Park Nails are usually found on women who want to appear somewhat ghetto but are unwilling to go full in, or in some cases the woman has to work and cannot have a set of Shanequas. Other places TPN can be found are on McDonalds/Hardees/WalMart employees. They usually are painted some variation of pink but can have decals featuring desert scenes, unicorns, Disney characters, etc. They are often seen with nail jewelery and other nail accessories.
Her: "Sorry honey but I had to cancel your doctors appointment because I had to get my nails done and my mom wouldn't watch the kids again."

Him: "You mean those god awful trailer park nails?"
Her: "Yep, that's them."
by Billy bob blue bait September 15, 2010
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TradeBait

A stupid asshole who falls for any fantasy football trade offered to him.
TradeBait gave up a 3rd round pick for Denarius Moore.
by JT_Rams February 8, 2018
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trailer trash

A poor person who lives in a trailer. Most likely the person is from the southern or midwestern United States.
Watch the trailer trash battle against the ghetto homies on the next Jerry Springer episode.
by AYB February 18, 2003
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