grass and tortilla

when you rip out someone's pubic hairs (grass)

and put it in a used up condom (tortilla)
then you have a traditional grass and tortilla meal.

commonly known as G&T

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, Sharon and Tony G&T'ed last night.
Girl 2: What's G&T?
Girl 1: Grass and Tortilla
Girl 2: Oh that sounds yummy! Can I get one from Chipotle?
Girl 1: *no comment...*

The leftover G&T and little blond, curly hairs stuck to the condom by the semen. Delicious.

by DoorKnobKnock June 4, 2011

Ray Toro

The Guitarist in My Chemical Romance along side Frankie Iero. He has a nice fro, which he tends to wave around. He does some backup singing with Frankie. He isn't bad looking and he is great at playing guitar.

When it comes to Ray Toro it's all about the fro!

by alicejane152 September 1, 2005

Tortilla Nigger

Pejorative reference to Mexicans.

Boarder Patrol Agent: Get up out of that gully you Tortilla Nigger.

Illegally Crossing Mexican: Que?


Donkey show patron #1: I can't believe what I just saw.

Donkey show patron #2: Tortilla Niggers will do anything for a peso.

by Pelihu April 12, 2009

crispy tortilla

When a person prematurely ejaculates while wearing his underwear and then the ejaculatory fluid later hardens and becomes crispy, yet flaky, like a tortilla.

Matt- "Hey Zac how did your date go with Tristan?"

Zac- "Dude, she dry humped the shit out of me and gave me a crispy tortilla."

Matt- "Way to go Zac, way to go."

by Duke 0f York February 20, 2009

tore back

adj.: drunk, high, inebriated

i just finished off a twelve pack and i am hella tore back.

by corvus brachyrhynchos July 25, 2003

torrentrical

Releasing a film through the torrent scene rather than a traditional theatrical route

The str8nime feature film "We are the Strange" was released torrentrically Dec 2nd 2007

by M dot Strange December 30, 2007

Tortle

A reptile mostly liked by 10 year-olds that look like zombies.

I like tortles

by AngelaMariee September 30, 2010