Step daddy boer

A dumbass who likes to say "did you hear that barking spider?". He drives an f-2 shitty and a hyundai producing a whopping 5hp. Hes got a sexy mullet and a big ol stache, he doesn't know how to fix the engine to the transmission but he tries his best. Overall hes a high end guy but we need to fuck with his timing, hes trying his best to be the highest end of all guys. We will lower that lift for you very soon you fuck face, we know you have a bad history with ladders. We will also fuck with that timing as soon as we lower the lift from the 2 inches high that its at right now. Happy birthday you pedo

"That guys acting like a step daddy boer right now!"

by Joey Blowy March 8, 2022

side-step-sister

The step sister of your step brother or step sister.

KAREN: This is my side-step-sister, Sherry.

JANE: Side-step-sister?

KAREN: Yes, Sherry is my step sister's step sister.

SHERRY: Hi, Jane. Did you meet Alice?

JANE: Yes.

SHERRY: Well, Karen & I are not genesisters at all. But, Alice is the step sister of BOTH Karen AND I. That's how Karen and I met -- through Alice.

JANE: Okay. I get it. Neat!

by Karen Guiawer August 11, 2006

3 step clap

Procedure follows in 3 steps:

1. Jam open palm hand in vagina.

2. Embed open palm hand in ass.

3. Clap her insides like wind up monkey.

I infixed my hand in her vagina, fused my other in her ass, then I clapped with the intensity of a naked warrior. 3 step clap.

by jessssss January 1, 2009

Stuck step sister

An overused porn title that is too cliched and boring.

Hey stuck step sister!

That shits old now.

by wakanda man October 11, 2020

Tenessee Two Step

1. The act in which the woman gets into the reverse crab position, and the man(or woman), gets onto the woman. Next, he inserts both of his feet into the woman's vagina and anus. For the final step, he then procedes to tap dance, or "two step" on the woman. With enough practice, one can easily create further dance moves.

2. A similar definition to the 1st, except instead of a partner performing the move, the woman is able to insert both of her feet into both her vagina and anus. Can be done easily with a flexable person, yet anyone is capable of doing it.

1. Marco and his girlfriend were tired of the same boring sex acts such as the dump truck and alabama hot pocket, so she suggested that they try the Tenessee Two Step, since she had done it herself many times before.

by Sir Robert and Sir Kevin October 19, 2007

2 man step

you and your mate going for a girl and her mate

2 man step you get meeeee

by ishtiaq2023 May 23, 2023

five step process

Step One: flatter and sweet talk
Step Two: pretend you're husband material
Step Three: send shirtless pic
Step Four: talk about the future
Step Five: send dick pic

This process never fails in getting girls.

Justin Choi executed the five step process flawlessly.

by jchoi1001 October 1, 2017