I Really Don’t Care About Math. Do U?

A slogan you wear on a jacket or T-shirt to tell the world how you feel about school math: it is as boring as dull wood, or as useless as stale food.

Prof. Smith likes to get attention from passers-by, so he carries a tote bag with the words “With Math You Can Do Everything!” stamped on it, while wearing a T-shirt with the message “I Really Don’t Care About Math. Do U?”

by MathPlus June 25, 2018

math

1. slang way of someones phone number.
2. digits.

" can i get yo math? "

by Jellowww January 30, 2008

Singapore Math, So Cheem

When someone describes the math taught in Singapore schools as being too difficult to understand, or complains that young students are unhealthily exposed to an obscene number of brain-unfriendly math questions—“cheem” means “deep” in the Chinese dialect Hokkien.

Ahmad who could hardly understand Mr. Goon’s lessons told his parents: “Singapore math, so cheem. I gave up!”

by MathPlus May 14, 2021

math pro bono

A public service (that usually lasts all year) in which you voluntarily take time out of your day to help your buddy pass math class. Most common math pro bono's involve one American student and the foreign kid he's grown fond of and befriended.

Foreign Kid: "Yo dude I don't get this shit! What the fuck is teach talking about when he says cosine of 30 degrees?"

American Kid: "Get your calculator. All you gotta do is put in 'cos(30degrees)' and you'll get '0.866025404'. Simple dude. Are you going to be my math pro bono all damn year?"

Foreign Kid: "Yeah dude, we don't do math in my country."

by westfalia January 12, 2010

Math

Math is a subject you learn starting from kindergarten relating to addition, subtraction etc. It gets harder and harder as you grow from kindergarten to high school. It relates to your daily life a lot and also helps you a lot in your future career. A lot of people don’t like math because they are not good at it. But, for most of the time, it is just only because they don’t listen in class, don’t try learning math, and don’t have confidence in themselves. Math is a really good subject, and algebra is certainly the best.

There’s going to be math class today, hooray!
We all love math class!

by Iamveryserious October 25, 2019

Mathematically Playful

When a math educator desires to be creative, purposeful, and challenged in teaching or sharing math to the best of their abilities—for example, submitting some math tidbit or irreverent math entry to Urban Dictionary to humanize the most disliked subject in school.

Being mathematically playful might win you a number of fans and friends, but it often triggers an unhealthy climate of envy and jealousy among your fiends and foes, who will serially and wickedly downvote any published math entries at the slightest opportunity, thus immaturely exposing their deep hatred and irrational fear.

by MathPlus February 2, 2019

Math Homework

The reason I'm running out of pencils.

Bro! I have so much math homework tonight, but all my pencils are worn out.

by TROLLKING9001 November 5, 2020