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mantenance

1) A necessary, completely spontaneous, and very short masturbation session required to maintain mental stability.

2) The antidote for the random public boner.
Ben excused himself politely from Christmas dinner with the in-laws, to perform some much needed mantenance.

Chris acted like he was peeing, when in fact he was performing some mantenance, from an unexpected boner at the ballet.
by mantenance March 26, 2011
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Dark Matter

The dark skin near/on your genitals, usually starts at the juncture of the leg and crotch area.
Someone with baggy shorts is climbing a ladder above you, you look up and see their dark matter.

Some chick with short shorts is stretching her legs in a split, you see her dark matter.
by Reichull August 23, 2011
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MATTEO

A very short disrespectful guy, who tends to act like a dick that everyone loves, usually has hazel eyes and dirty blonde hair, most of the time he has a big family that is catholic with only brothers, when he plays soccer his number is 5, his birthday is usually around august 10-15, and he tends to be nice some times and funny at others but he can sometimes be a big dick.
MATTEO is a dick.
by Nick CI November 8, 2016
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Matterhorn

1. A saying commonly used after one notices interest from the opposite sex. Must be said in either a whisper or strong masculine voice. Usually followed by a fist bump.

2. Derived from the Old Spice Deodorant.
"Dude that chick was totally checking you out."
"What can I say? Matterhorn."

"You smell good. What deodorant are you using?"
"Matterhorn."

GIRL: "Want to exchange numbers?"
GUY: *turns to friend and whispers "Matterhorn."
by zgriffin22 April 15, 2010
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Asian Lives matter

They do.
Asian lives matter, black lives matter, White lives matter, Hispanic lives matter, Latino lives matter, Middle Eastern lives matter, All lives matter.
by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021
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Matteo Montesi

A famous Italian preacher
he talks about God and the end of the world
associating stories from the bible with conspiracy theories
he claims that God, angels and demons are aliens who live in spaceships known as "Glorie"
that repitlians exist and are clones of fallen angels
and that Jesus is our solar system's sun
Matteo Montesi is sooooo weird!
by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor September 22, 2018
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Matteo

Matteo is a type of guy so beautiful and he loves very much basketball. His friend's name probably starts whit D, A Or M. But chill down his don't has a gf but a girl who's name starts whit p love him so much. Oh I forgot, he's so simpy and you must be his friend.
Oh wow look at Matteo is very cute today.
by Aaaluip November 22, 2021
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