1) A necessary, completely spontaneous, and very short masturbation session required to maintain mental stability.
2) The antidote for the random public boner.
2) The antidote for the random public boner.
Ben excused himself politely from Christmas dinner with the in-laws, to perform some much needed mantenance.
Chris acted like he was peeing, when in fact he was performing some mantenance, from an unexpected boner at the ballet.
Chris acted like he was peeing, when in fact he was performing some mantenance, from an unexpected boner at the ballet.
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Some chick with short shorts is stretching her legs in a split, you see her dark matter.
Some chick with short shorts is stretching her legs in a split, you see her dark matter.
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A very short disrespectful guy, who tends to act like a dick that everyone loves, usually has hazel eyes and dirty blonde hair, most of the time he has a big family that is catholic with only brothers, when he plays soccer his number is 5, his birthday is usually around august 10-15, and he tends to be nice some times and funny at others but he can sometimes be a big dick.
MATTEO is a dick.
by Nick CI November 8, 2016
Get the MATTEO mug.1. A saying commonly used after one notices interest from the opposite sex. Must be said in either a whisper or strong masculine voice. Usually followed by a fist bump.
2. Derived from the Old Spice Deodorant.
2. Derived from the Old Spice Deodorant.
"Dude that chick was totally checking you out."
"What can I say? Matterhorn."
"You smell good. What deodorant are you using?"
"Matterhorn."
GIRL: "Want to exchange numbers?"
GUY: *turns to friend and whispers "Matterhorn."
"What can I say? Matterhorn."
"You smell good. What deodorant are you using?"
"Matterhorn."
GIRL: "Want to exchange numbers?"
GUY: *turns to friend and whispers "Matterhorn."
by zgriffin22 April 15, 2010
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Asian lives matter, black lives matter, White lives matter, Hispanic lives matter, Latino lives matter, Middle Eastern lives matter, All lives matter.
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he talks about God and the end of the world
associating stories from the bible with conspiracy theories
he claims that God, angels and demons are aliens who live in spaceships known as "Glorie"
that repitlians exist and are clones of fallen angels
and that Jesus is our solar system's sun
he talks about God and the end of the world
associating stories from the bible with conspiracy theories
he claims that God, angels and demons are aliens who live in spaceships known as "Glorie"
that repitlians exist and are clones of fallen angels
and that Jesus is our solar system's sun
by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor September 22, 2018
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