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Life is not a pony farm

It derives from the German "Das Leben ist kein Ponyhof" - A pony farm in Germany is the place little girls here like best. It means life isn't always a sheltered place. Like "life isn't always fair - accept it".
Duuuh... can't you stop wailing? Life is not a pony farm, you know? Live with it!
by Brittalein January 26, 2017
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Cunt Farm Subsidies

Money given or lent to a friend so that he can can gain admission to a club with a mostly female clientele.
I had no money, and I heard there were lots of hot chicks at the club, so I asked my friend to give me some cunt farm subsidies.

Cunt Farm or "C" Farm Cunt Farm Aid
by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 8, 2011
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Farm Fresh Scramble

Early morning/Wake-up Sex with a rugged country guy.
I had a great Farm Fresh Scramble with Mickie this morning!
by AlienCat4915 October 7, 2018
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historical farm equiptment

Camden used to be nice until we put all that historical farm equiptment there.
by jonnydeepp May 5, 2011
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Cunt Farm Aid

An otherwise all-female party or event at which either Willie Nelson or John Cougar Mellencamp is the only man in attendance.
Willie Nelson must have had fun at Cunt Farm Aid last night. He was surrounded by so many lovely ladies.

Cunt Farm or "C" Farm
by The Fourth Man in the Tub February 20, 2011
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avon old farms

The school where boys enjoy sodomy. It is a breeding ground for homosexuals.
Wow! Look at Peter Theis going at it with that guy!
by AOF MAN April 21, 2005
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Avon Old Farms

an all boys prep school filled with cocky idiots that didn't get into Salsbury, too stupid to realize porters and walkers girls use them for play and free movie passes... will fuck anything on two legs (including their own roomates) or four legs... anything goes
They are often found unsucessfully attempting to express themselves in either poetry form, rap, or guitar during what they call "open mic night"
AOF dumbass #1 "Dude! I totally got with her this weekend."
AOF dumbass #2 "Really!"
AOF dumbass #1 (silence)..."no"
by anonymous April 12, 2005
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