christmas is early this year

The meaning of the phrase 'Christmas came early' is rather straight forward — that is to depict when something good happens to you unexpectedly, and it feels like Santa brought you an early present.

- she found her cat! Christmas is early this year!

by AnitaRadcliffe April 6, 2023

preemptive Christmas

The movement of both the radio and retail industry that will see stores set up for the holiday season and radio stations blare out Christmas music 24/7 usually starting around Halloween.

What's up with all the preemptive Christmas? Walmart's setting up trees, and I haven't gone trick-or-treating yet!

by This Hour Has 42 Minutes November 2, 2009

sporty christmas

Wearing casual clothes at an event where you expected to dress up, ie at christmas or new years eve.

Girl 1 : Did you buy a new outfit to wear on new years eve?

Girl 2 : No, I'm having a sporty christmas.

by mikalover January 13, 2010

Crispy Christmas Shower

When a female/male is blowing two dudes at the same time. When the two dudes are about to ejaculate she sticks the penises up her nose and the jizz goes up her nose and into her throat, therefor causing her to puke up a cum/snot throwup which is then used as lubricant for the two guys to double penetrate her in the ASS.

Eh yo son we totally just gave dat bitch a crispy christmas shower,.. Bitch likes dat grotti tasteful christmas shower shiat.

by RICHIEJACKSONWARRIORS June 12, 2012

Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster

An increase of people contracting Chlamydia at Christmas due to an influx of lonely souls fornicating around the holidays.

"Dude, you should totally abstain from hooking up at the office Christmas party; You don't want to be part of the Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster!"

by sjd76 December 25, 2013

canadian christmas balls

When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved

I got my boyfriend canadian christmas balls for christmas and now we are engaged

by pimpmasterG December 7, 2014

Daddy Christmas

When you love Santa Claus SO MUCH you call him DADDY CHRISTMAS

"Oh my god I love Christmas."
"Yeah, especially Daddy Christmas."

by Pope Daddy December 21, 2017