asplode

It has been predicted that in the year 2000, all computers that have not been run over by the (bound to happen) Monster Tuck Relay, will asplode. Although this time is far off and may be a waist of time thinking of, for it is the business of our children, as the amount of personal computers calculates, so does athe amount of things that will be asploding. An asplosion is like an explosion but very pixelated. Science warns of this era and we enter the 80's with caution.

Homestar: I'm not gonna lie to you, he flew away.
Strongmad: I have a funny hat!!!
Strongbad: MY HEAD ASPLODE!
Bubs: He jumped some of my busses!

by Dr Quentin Q. Quinn April 22, 2005

autoerotic asphyxiation

When one accidently commits suicide by depriving oxygen to the brain while masturbating. See deathjerk

1. "Know how many people die each year from autoerotic asphyxiation?"
2. "No"
1. "1000!"

by The Ù December 9, 2002

Aspitasrophic

the final event of the dramatic action especially of an awsome nature

Jolly pulled an aspitastrophic maneuver in trafic today. He's Aspitastrophical!

by T-Diddy March 1, 2004

asphyxiphila

A fetish for someone who likes being choked

that nig has asphyxiphila

by Nigrodomis November 5, 2006

Asparapiss

The Urine that Follows the Digestion of Asparagus.

Damn, I Ate WAY too much of that Asparagus, and I Know I have a Mean Asparapiss Waiting to Greet me Later in the Can.

by tha malcontent May 14, 2008

Asprey-ism

1. A comment that contradicts itself or makes no sense what so ever

2. A comment that is just completely stupid and makes you question whether the person is mentally retarded or not

Asprey-ism #1:
You're racist against midgets.

Asprey-ism #2:
Cows don't do math or crosswords, so why shouldn't we kill them.

by Duedeguy752 March 20, 2010

aspiratage

1. a surrealist method invented by Daniel C. Boyer in which marks are made in a carpet using a vacuum cleaner. 2. the results of this method.

He preferred to use the vacuum cleaner for aspiratage than for actually cleaning the room.

by Daniel C. Boyer June 22, 2006