2 definitions by Daniel C. Boyer

Marquette Monster

The Marquette Monster is a long-nailed, short-horned reptilian monster supposed to live on Marquette, Michigan.

What's that weird pic of on this sign (Old City Hall)? Dude, that's the Marquette Monster.

by Daniel C. Boyer January 23, 2008

1. a surrealist method invented by Daniel C. Boyer in which marks are made in a carpet using a vacuum cleaner. 2. the results of this method.

He preferred to use the vacuum cleaner for aspiratage than for actually cleaning the room.

by Daniel C. Boyer June 22, 2006