cuntverted

When a woman decides to abstain from sausage and become a vaginatarian, or when a homosexual male sees the light at the end of the tunnel (pun intended) and reverts to penetrating front bums.

'So I went muff diving on my friend Karen yesterday after the Madonna concert and I have to say, it was delightful; I'm cuntverted. Now the bullies can't call me 'Johnny Johnny fat gay twat' anymore, for as of today I am 'Johnny Johnny fat heterosexual twat with fabulous dress sense''

cuntverted by Anonymous submissions March 9, 2017

Cuntwarming 

- The act of a woman sliding her vagina or ass on her partner's (male or female) groin - A more intimate version of spooning

- The female version of "cockwarming"

Synomyns: pussywarming, vagwarming, coochiewarming.

Erika: Hey, how was your date with Susie last night?

Belle: It was amazing, she kept cuntwarming me.

Cuntwarming by Lady Lesbian February 8, 2020

Cuntophone

a recording of a annoying person's voice, like an ex's voicemail. Derived from the word gramophone.

Amy is leaving so many voicemails, I'm tired of listening to her cuntophone records

Cuntophone by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntstagram 

A female who creates an instagram account to post bitchy pictures showing everyone what a cunt she is.

Cuntisha just created a cuntstagram account

Cuntstagram by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntpike 

A highway that leads to the fabled town of Cuntshire

Cuntisha! Stop speeding on this Cuntpike! You'll get us killed!

Cuntpike by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cunterval 

a break during a marathon sex session

They took a cunterval every 20 minutes

Cunterval by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntvenient store 

A sex shop

A place to buy sex toys

Jessica look to your right, I see your favorite cuntvenient store

Cuntvenient store by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020