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cuntleman 

An ill-mannered gentleman; On the one hand he's rude and brash, making you want to call him a cunt, but you also recognise there is a gentlemanly aura surrounding him.
(A man crashes into your car)
Car crash victim: 'EEEEEEYYYY, CUNT'
Cuntleman: 'Oh dear, what crude language! I'm terribly sorry but i believe it was your fault, young sir'
Car crash victim: 'Ok, sorry, i take it back. '
cuntleman by littlemac June 28, 2012
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cuntsquatch 

A big, hump backed, knuckle dragging, loud mouth, obnoxious bitch that nobody enjoys being around.
My sister-in-law is such a cuntsquatch.
cuntsquatch by Hotjo April 23, 2018
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When someone consistently, and in epic proportions, messes around with someone else's life.
What he did is fucking cuntery in the extreme.
cuntery by Distinctly Female June 14, 2018

Cuntmower 

a trimmer to trim pubic hair
Suzan just bought a cuntmower

Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society
Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina
A word used to define something that is very 'bad bitch-esque,' very fierce, very cool. An outfit can be described as this, a person, a photo, anything.
Her fit looks so cunty.
Are these photos cunty enough to post?
cunty by wadawaseno June 14, 2021

Cunty Bollocks 

CUNTY BOLLOCKS : A Paki / Haji store clerk that leers rudely at you, as if you are going to steal; or follows you around the store to keep you from shop lifting
1. Where did you get that fifth of vodka from J.O.B.
Oh I got it from Cunty Bollocks's on 63rd and Naragansette

2. I had a hard time lifting the vodka ole Cunty Bollocks was eagle eyeing me the whole time.

3. Cunty Bollocks was on a tear after catchng a pollock stealing a bottle of rum