patty ice

the smoothest man know to the whole world that gets all the bitches

patty ice gets all the hoes

by jojothekoolkat February 5, 2022

St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

by princessej March 26, 2018

Patty Ultimatum

A choice of two things but both are equally as awful as the other. You don’t want to choose either of them, but a decision has to be made.

Sam was given a patty ultimatum of either going to the run down casino or babysitting a stranger’s baby. With a deadline, he had to make a decision between these horrible options.

by Mermandi May 2, 2021

tea patty

A man who gets flattened by gay men regularly.

“That guys a tea patty, he’s regularly picking up twinks at the local bars.”

by Sorazo December 19, 2023

Patti

Verb v - to vex someone or to annoy something

"Hey John, what a fine day we have today!"
"Hey Kate, don't Patti me, you're scaring the birds!"

by wetcatwithahat March 24, 2025

Peppermint Patty

When a female shoves a candy cane up inside of her pussy hole, and part of it breaks off and starts to melt, as it would inside a mouth, and a man sucks out the candy cane juice.

Michelle shoved a candy cane up her pussy hole, and gave Derek a peppermint patty.

by Joe From Sacramento December 16, 2022

Long Island Patty

The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin

“The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”

by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024