Muff

This word is widely known as another word for a vagina. ALTHOUGH this definition states that the word muff is a shortened form of saying "motherfucker."

I'm fresher than a muff.

You're such a muff.

I'm tired of these muffing snakes on this muffing plane.

by SlamminMuff69 May 17, 2011

muff

a hairy female under carraige.

christ, i heard she's got a muff man.

by bawsack October 26, 2004

muff

1. To push someone with malice

I muffed Desi's bitch ass in the back of the head

by Portia January 1, 2005

muff

when somebody does something stupid, their friends call muff and hit them on the head. can be avoided if that person quickly calls 5/10.

bob: where do babies come from?
bill: from the stork duh
bob: thats a muff

by asdfgihw December 25, 2007

Muff

A)A Sexy Royal Scene Kid
B)Delicious Pussy

A)Queen Muff says, "Die!"

B) I beat that Muff up!

by HappyTimePrincess February 20, 2007

muffia

In an age in which women shave/wax their pubic hair for various reasons (ex. bikini wax), women who choose to go natural are part of the "muffia."

Dude, that chick who I went home with last night was part of the muffia.

by rockstar 1 April 17, 2009

Muff Mustard

The stuff you have to wash off your face after you’ve gone down on a really wet girl, and especially so before you kiss the next one! If you don't understand that see fanny batter

I had to wipe her muff mustard off my face so I could answer the door.

by Phil Taylor April 3, 2006