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The stuff you have to wash off your face after you’ve gone down on a really wet girl, and especially so before you kiss the next one! If you don't understand that see fanny batter
I had to wipe her muff mustard off my face so I could answer the door.
by Phil Taylor March 17, 2006
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I've been jabbed
by Francesco II March 20, 2021
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