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Its a question many children ask their parents. The answer varies depending on they way they want their child to know...

Child: Mommy? Where do babies come from?
Parent: Well Suzie, when one boy fish and a girl fish love each other very much.....

by Rissy December 28, 2005
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The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.

Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.
Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 15, 2008
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A child's way of questioning their parents in a semi-awkward way about things that only the child wants to talk about.
Kid: Mom where do babies come from?

Mom: Well, you see when two people love each other very much...

Kid: *smiles* Go on, Mommy.
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by ☆♡Ally♡☆ April 22, 2018
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The one question your 5 year old will ask you about until you lose your shit and you can't handle it no more
nibba: where do babies come from?
Mom: shut the fuck up
by Veggies/ Dirt March 02, 2018
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