Jordanette

A wet willy

OMG your such a Jordanette!

by Marry Burgess January 13, 2009

Jordan (girl)

Pretty nice most of the time. Does stuff to get attention. Is kind of a cry baby.

Jordan is such a cry baby

Jordan (girl)

by Suck my dick you bitch February 15, 2019

Dirty jordan

the act of a boy(friend)puttin his girlfriends hands in his pants, and the father of the boy is entering the room, and in an act of desperation, the girl pulls her hand(s) out quickly and with force, but getting caught on the pants on her way out and in doing so, ripping out pubes.

"at jordans house, eli and p cubed had a dirty jordan..and i was in the room (ew!)"

by hannahkvfgbh April 26, 2007

Michael Jordan

also known as Black Jesus

The only difference between Jesus and Michael Jordan is Mike's 6 rings

by PairofPants January 16, 2011

Jordan

A very lovable, kind, generous, sexy person, with a great passion to sport (mostly football).
He has a winning smile, great looks and loves everyone around him.

He has short brown hair; with cute, small curls at the end.
He's overall, a perfect boyfriend.

Sam: OMG! We just scored a goal!
Tom: That's because Jordan is great at football!

by ChocolateBrownies January 2, 2012

jack and jordan

Two people who want to fuck each other but won't admit it

Jack and Jordan so want each other.

by jaminnarry June 26, 2014

Jordan

She is an amazing girl that can be dirty, but yet looks so innocent.. She has a wonderful boyfriend that knows what she wants and needs and what she deserves. That's why he would do anything to have her.. She is really intelligent, funny, joking , MEANY PANTS, But she gets annoyed by her boyfriend Zack sometimes.. She is a typical girl that has a boyfriend but she tends to have a girlfriend too.. JORDAN = Amazing...

Jordan invited me over and she was all up on me :)

I was walking with Jordan and she looked amazing and left me speechless.

by CRACKASBEBRACKIN March 21, 2012