The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)
Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*
by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024
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Ohohoho! Am I!? And what way is that?
The guy that Dr. JeepJorp says should be telling us what to do “It doesn’t matter that they’re being exploited and killings themselves. They don’t need to by the seeds. They don’t need to succeed. They don’t need to NOT be exploited. Shit, they don’t even need to live, my guy!”

An asshole but not a charlatan “Put isn’t there a better way? You know without all the exploitation.”

That other guy “You’re thinking about it wrong.”

Asshole “You mean.... with compassion for the people who are being exploited and killing themselves?”

The other guy (again) “Yes. That is LITERALLY exactly what I meant.”

Hym “WOW!!! Do you see what I’m talking about with these guys Joe? Like.... what the actual fuck WAS that!?”
by Hym Iam November 19, 2022
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Thinking Man

A hazing type position that a fraternity pledge may assume when they answer a question incorrectly. Also known as a "Think about it"

The position is summarized as such:

- Your head goes on the ground,

- You lift yourself up like a plank position,
- Then put your hands behind your back.
Pledgemaster: "Think about why you pissed me off"

Pledges: *Get into a thinking man, and hold it as long as possible*
by Gluc April 20, 2021
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Thinking Dream

Another word for day dreaming which some shit thought they made ;-; cough Hira
I had a great Thinking Dream
by IncestWincest February 25, 2019
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Something you should never say on a first date, as it will ruin the sexual tension between you and your partner. Should only be used as a way to get out of an awkward date.
Ted: I think i’m in love with you.
Robin: What?
by Lijhs August 16, 2019
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Think Sober

A self-command, while still drunk in the morning, at work.
Jim: I am sick.

Billy: You aren't sick, you're still drunk. Think sober.
by jimsnow0 November 18, 2012
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