Common sense

I instinct knowledge that Dominic Schneider doesn’t have

Dom doesn’t have common sense as he poured the bag of ice and missed the pop machine and went all over the floor

by Max Bellgraph 43 November 19, 2025

abuse of the senses

Statement defining moments when you body goes through moments of absolute pain. Can be caused emotionally or physically.

Sally abused Candy's senses when she woke her up this morning.

Your music is abuse to my senses.

It was an abuse of the senses when I walked into the toilet this morning.

by podling October 20, 2010

Queen of common sense

A friend who tries to explain to you the strange behavior of the male species especially those particular male species that you have been flirting with and have a crush on. They are very sensible which is annoying and calming at the same time because lets face it-over-thinking stuff is tiresome.

Girlfriend-Queen of common sense.

by Esth December 25, 2010

The Sixth Sense

That feeling you get when

1. Your being watched
2. You have to take an enormous crap

3. Something very inappropriate is about to happen near you or involving you.

The Sixth Sense

Ex 1: “Hey Greg my sixth sense is aroused!” John

“Not again! Which one?” Greg

“Number 2. 😏” John

“REEEEEEEEEE 😤” Greg

by RetroGalacticGamer July 28, 2019

teen common sense

This is what adults use when they think they are supposedly smart.

I'm giving a word an extra prefix because why the fuck not? It'll make me sound smarter.

"I hate teens who use teen common sense, unlike normal common sense."

by Coalizee September 18, 2019

Dating Common Sense Deficiency

The inability to detect a Red flag or multiple if applicable.

person 1 (the victim): Its just that her "crazy to hot scale" is really good, bro!
person 2 (a good friend): I'm pretty sure you have a form of dating common sense deficiency.

by takentacos November 16, 2019

Dutch common sense

A misplaced arrogance that you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."

"Good thing we Dutch have the Dutch common sense, or else we'd have to learn from other countries' experiences!"

by Morty297 October 14, 2020