rectal parasite

This is an individual who enjoys the art of ass kissing,ass sucking, brown nosing.

That individual has been in his ass so long as a rectal parasite their DNA's have become one.

by Oseola March 8, 2011

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Restaurant Refugee

Person or group who travels from restaurant to restaurant, searching desperately for one that has a 15 minute wait or less.

After being a restaurant refugee for the better part of two hours, Steve and Linda gave up and went to McDonalds.

by rmarmels March 14, 2011

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RESTAURANT BABYSITTER

Any electronic device that keeps the kids at bay, quiet and basically INVISIBLE!!!

PSP, DSiXL, DS, DSi, GAME GEAR, GAMEBOY..etc

Hey, the waitress needs your order...his heads stuck in that damn restaurant babysitter!!

by RobertoB April 10, 2011

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Rectal Amnesia

When you can't remember shit.

I have a hard time remembering things, thus "I can't remember shit." I have rectal amnesia.

by Cryptic One May 19, 2013

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v: to rebound date after a breakup with the intent to make your ex-significant other jealous
n: the person selected as the rebound hookup to make the ex-significant other jealous or the act of hooking up with someone with the intent of making your ex-significant other jealous

Nevermind that bitch, I scored a retalidate with her sister.
Now that my old lady is hooking up with her new man, I gotta start retalidating.

by tiffalini August 26, 2013

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