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Emotionally dyslexic

When someone hits on a person that is clearly not interested. They didn't read the room, they're emotionally dyslexic,
Yoh, Chad just got batted by that betty who's been avoiding him all night. Man's emotionally dyslexic.
by Lord-voldeSNORT June 30, 2023
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emotional contact

Emotional contact
Being down the pub for 16 hours, meeting your Peruvian mate, going home with anyone and destroying each other with... Emotional contact 🙄
It has been 3 weeks since I slept with someone, so I more than deserve some emotional contact.
by Smoking football lad July 26, 2023
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Emotional Rape

A legal term wherein an emotionally compromised person is manipulated into sex.
Such as the activities of lesbians and child molesters.
It falls under the category of statutory rape.
That feminist swooped in when Jennifer was heartbroken and saw her opportunity for emotional rape.
by MontereyJohn August 8, 2023
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(emotionally)

Don't be mad
It's going to be fine
You don't have to worry
Lean back (emotionally) and tell me when we're meeting!
by Krkič August 10, 2023
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Emotional Chippy Slap

When someone shuts down an idea that meant a lot to you.
I suggest burritos for dinner but my partner hit me with an emotional chippy slap
by Badie1010 August 31, 2023
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Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.
I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024
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emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.
Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.
by von groovy August 4, 2024
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