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Ball Lust 

its when you lust for hairy, sweaty sacks hanging in ur face
Kinky Mint: I have a bad case of ball lust for Agony Sunkiller
Ball Lust by capKincrunch June 28, 2010

Ball Grabber 

Something that shocks you or catches you by surprise.
Yesterday Bad Luck Johnny bought a lottery ticket. The ball grabber is . . . he won!
Ball Grabber by Damienfella November 22, 2010

Ball Lightning 

When one gets tazered in the groin
That jackass security guard gave the guys junk a case of ball lightning with his tazer
Ball Lightning by jdbombassmofo December 3, 2010

ball-squeezy 

Threatening to a man's perceived sense of man-ness. May apply to any domain of his life: family, work, leisure, etc.
The day after Mark was promoted to supervisor, three of his colleagues walked off the job. That's gotta be a little bit ball-squeezy.
ball-squeezy by marie_margot November 13, 2011

Ball Sack Vent 

Having no other choice or option, your nut sack finally takes emergency action by covertly shredding the fabric of your jeans for a breath of fresh air. Ball Sack Vent is the ultimate conversation starter.
Jane : Is that a rip in your jeans?
Joe Blow: Yes. Needed to vent.
Jane: oooo kaaaaaaaay???? You needed to vent so you ripped your jeans?
Joe Blow: Something like that.
Jane: Interesting.
Joe Blow: You're suffocating me.
Jane: What? Where are you going with this?
Joe Blow: Just saying out loud what my Ball Sack has been telling me for some time.

Jane: I don't get it. Am I supposed to get it? You're talking about what your ball sack said to you?
Joe Blow: I could tell you more. It's a long story.
Jane: Why start it if you're not going to finish?
Joe Blow: You really want to hear a story about my ball sack vent?

Jane: Why not?
Joe Blow: Hate to spoil the ending for you but it ends up with you seeing what's on the other side of the vent.

Jane: I've heard many theories and long stories with short endings. I'm all ears as long as I don't need a telescope.
Joe Blow: This one is about the Big Bang.
Jane: I love astrology. Shoot.
Ball Sack Vent by roeaide January 2, 2013

ball-pisser 

Someone who's dick is so small, when they pee, they piss on their balls.
Girl #1: How was that guy you hooked up with last night?
Girl #2: We got back to my place, but the sex was terrible, he was a total ball-pisser.
Girl#1: That small!?!?!!

Guy: Let's take this back to my room.
Girl: Alright.
(The two enter the room)
Guy: I have to warn you though, I'm a total ball-pisser.
Girl: I'm sure its not that small, show me.
(guy pulls down pants)
Girl: Hahahahahaha!!!!
Guy: You don't have to laugh, it's not that small.
Girls: YES IT IS!!!
ball-pisser by Ron Tacandong April 14, 2014