igor stravinsky

A famous Russian composer/musician

"Ahoy, you know who is Igor Stravinsky?"

by eggman nega May 1, 2021

evil strings

When someone acts like they are kind and want to help you, but in reality, they have plans that will be for their own profit that will hardly benefit you at all.

"My dad always wants me to ask for his help but is always an asshole to me with the conditions he lays in front of me. He's all about evil strings."

by J. D. G. May 12, 2021

Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Note: "flopping a straight" can have multiple connotations. In poker, it refers to a situation where a player makes a straight using the first three community cards (the flop). In "poke her", it retains the above definition.

Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.

by Chonky December 9, 2008

Hairy G-String

A Hairy G-String is a line of hair that streches from you belly button to your butt crack.

So last week I was fucking this girl and I found out she had a Hairy G-String.

by That0therGuy1234 May 7, 2011

Go the stretch

Act required when a female demands a sext from a male, however due to excessive alcohol/drug consumption the picture and girth would not be sufficiently attractive.

Hence physical stretching of appendage is required for use in the said sext.

Man: "Couldn't get a decent shot going last night, had to go the stretch"

by dric_bogan September 6, 2013

piece of strange

A woman that you do not know, but you plan on having sexual intercourse with.

Damn man, I saw you talking to that hot piece of strange.

by Gatno December 10, 2013

H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws

A nicer way of saying or typing the word, "Hell".
It is similar to the phrases, "H-E-Double-Toothpicks" and, "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks".

Why the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws did you break those light bulbs in Mikey's bed?!?
Mikey never did anything to you to piss you off in that manner.

by Telephony August 26, 2014