Hurting Dolphins

Masturbating to the point when it becomes painful. Often in the case of single men.

Patrick had been single for 7 months, so it's safe to assume he had a case of the hurting dolphins.

by PattyMac January 12, 2009

The Dolphin Slide

The Dolphin slide is when a girl is getting fucked and the guy tries to slip it into her ass and she turns around and goes, "uh uh, uh uh, uh uh"

This guy tried to do the dolphin slide on me!

by dslfjafe January 21, 2010

Black Dolphin

When a woman of African american descent sits her naked bottom in water an suck water into her asshole then unexpectedly squirts it in your face

Last night kia sucked water in to her asshole an squirted in my face then laughed an said that's what I call the black dolphin

by Chris wim May 20, 2019

douch bag

Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!

Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian.

Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douch bag. Both Male and Female need to douch themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douch bags that will follow in thier douch bag steps.

One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around.

However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douch bag, stop Douch'n yourself around."

Synonyms are: douche bag, kardashian bag, shit bag, turd sandwich, sack of shit, and my personal favorite half brain dead circus monkey

by petitions/no-more-kardashian on Nov 15, 2011

by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 15, 2011

dolphin style

Performing the "money shot" on a girl/guy to the Flipper theme music, while swaying your upper body in the manner of a dolphin moving backwards on the surface of water.

Last night I gave my a wife money shot, dolphin style. I even slapped my arms together like flippers.

by Educator69 December 22, 2010

dolphin balls

The phrase used to describe when a person is completely mentally retarded.

Man, Mrs. N is fucking dolphin balls!

by Christopherr December 24, 2006

suck it, dolphin

Slang term used by Smith; typically used right before the act of smiting.

He cried, "SUCK IT, DOLPHIN", just as he smacked the bitch across the head with an extension cord.

by Kilroy January 28, 2004