valentina

The most gorgeous hispanic girl at the school. All guys stare at her in class but she doesn't notice them. Artistic, likes to workout, sweet, beautiful smile, light skin, long legs, natural thick eyebrows and dark brown eyes. She used to have short black hair, now is long. laughs too much sometimes, if you see her sad you're lucky because she won't show her weak side unless you truly know her. Especially guys with initials J,C, T, R and N go crazy about her and find her extremely attractive. ( Jack, Colin, Nate, C...). Could be a model and knows how to dress. Seems quiet and calm but is kinky and loves parties. Versatile and an amazing friend. If you become her boyfriend she will be loyal and will surprise you. South American, Italian and Russian name. Means very sweet, and romantic. Valentina \v(a)-lenti-na, val(en)-tina\ as a girl's name is pronounced val-en-TEE-nah. It is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Valentina is "strong, healthy". Feminine form of Valentine, a saint's name.
More exotic and artistic ballerina-type successor to Valerie; a pretty, recommended choice. Mexican-born actress Salma Hayek named her daughter Valentina. It shot up 62 places to #203 in the past year alone.

Neil: Wow that girl Valentina must have a boyfriend she is perfect.
Jack: She is mine.

by griddamtimb December 18, 2018

Vallucos

A gang from the Texas/Mexico border area

"I show Vallucos love" - unknown

by thereelme October 4, 2019

Valorant accent

VALORANT Accent is an accent chronically online VALORANT players adopt after they surpass the rank of silver.

It often includes the words/phrases:
"Not even trolling"
"Bottom/top fragger"
"unlucky tbh"
"No shot"
"you're actually braindead kid"

And many more.

Person 1: "Bro this isn't good for you go outside"

VALORANT accent user: "oh my god bro ur actually throwing not even trolling."

Person 1: "You're failing all your classes bro, get your life back together"

VALORANT accent user: "No shot kid you're actually braindead. I'm just having a 20 game, after this I need to go home and stream to my kittens man"

by professionalxboxlivemomfucker November 23, 2022

Apple Valley, Minnesota

A large suburb south of Minneapolis filled with people who are way too athletic and that make fat lazy people feel bad.

Person 1: On my way home today I saw 5 people out jogging.
Person 2: Really? But it's 20 below zero.
Person 1: I know. I hate living in Apple Valley, Minnesota. I had planned on going home, putting on sweat pants, and dominating an entire pizza while watching an episode of the biggest loser, but now I feel like I should do something athletic...like play bowling on the Wii.

by Areallyfunnyguy January 7, 2012

facebook valley girl

Someone who is on facebook constantly but says nothing and like, likes a lot. AKA a fbvg

Suzie has a lot of friends because she's like totally a facebook valley girl

by sagefortune8 November 27, 2013

You are not the Valedictorian.

When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.

Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*

I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…

Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.

by black.heart.rebel July 8, 2009

emptying out the spit valve

emptying out the spit valve
-verb

A. The wringing out of the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

B. The drinking of accumulated sweat, saliva, and/or anal discharge wrung out from the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

Even as Crystal was emptying out the spit valve Bobby demurred: "But Tuesday's steak night honey - why can't we go to Ponderosa?".

by TicklesMctits July 25, 2010