titlechasers

The greatest Battlefield 1942 clan on the planet.

My god, Titlechasers have won every competition under the sun ;)

by [TC|Omega] October 14, 2003

TITLE HOPES HAVE BEEN CRUSHED

When your #1 pick in your fantasy football draft goes out injured for the year in Quarter 1 of Game 1 after sending an foolish email.

The Quahog Clams took Tom Brady with the #2 overall pick in the draft, and their title hopes have been crushed.

by Rifle October 22, 2008

Turtlefuck

A slow moving disaster

My son has a doubleheader tonight. It's going to be hot and muggy and the mosquitoes are gonna be everywhere. This is going to be a turtlefuck!

by St Charles Whisker Biscuit September 14, 2015

Turtle Pussy

Description of someone or something having a tight desposition. Has nothing to do with a female turtles biology but provides the audience with a fantastic mental picture of how tight something is.

Bro let's break into fort Knox and steal all the gold. Brugh that is a dumb idea their security is tighter than Turtle Pussy .

by Sundaymoney February 22, 2020

Snow Turtle

n. A snow turtle is similar to a rain turtle, but obviously, it deals with snow instead of rain. You start by needing a real good reason to make it snow. Ex: you are working on a grass farm and you wish you could get the day off. Carve a turtle outline in the ground, and spit on it! The season has to be correct obviously, because if its summer its just a rain turtle! Here comes the snow!

Blake: "Man Drew, I really wish we didn't have to work today...Kyle has been drinking all morning and our stacks look like shit!"

Andrew: "Bro, let's make a Snow Turtle!!!"

Blake: "Damn, why didn't I think of that! Then let's get drunk and enjoy the morning!!!"

by drew3782 April 9, 2010

Cincinnati Turtle Poke

When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.

Stan was about to have a bowel movement and Gary swooped in and gave him a Cincinnati turtle poke.

by WCMC in Cincinnati October 28, 2011

Nervous Turtle

The shit that you take before a job interview or an important presentation caused by nervousness.

"I did an awesome presentation today on Investing for some clients. I was a bit nervous beforehand but felt much better after releasing some Nervous turtles"

by samimiami December 16, 2011