treat-seeking missile

A dog or pet that will go to almost any length for a snack, reward, or goodie, often to comical effect.

"Look at that dog of yours! She's sniffing out every piece of that cookie you dropped!"

"Yep; she's a treat-seeking missile."

by The Urban Husky November 29, 2010

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Semi-Hard

When a penis isn't hard, but isn't flaccid, it's semi-hard. This is also used in the title of a Cleveland Show Christmas special, "Die Semi-Hard".

"Dude last night I tried to FHRITP but I was only semi-hard.."

by Auditioning my Finger Puppets February 17, 2020

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Semi-Vegetarian

Someone who wants to give up eating red meat but isn't crazy enough to give up the best red meats like philly cheesesteak, fillet mignon, or bacon.

"I can't eat that Wendy's burger but I can eat a Philly cheesesteak because I'm a semi-vegetarian.

by David the Punisher November 20, 2009

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During the act of oral sex where as a man is standing and a woman is on her knees the point of orgasm for the man is reached. At this point the man grabs the woman very rough on the top of the scalp which slightly tilts her head back and forces her eyelids wide open. This is the opportunity where the man jacks his jizz in her fully exposed eyes thus making her see a white blurry "ghost."

The bitch was known for spitting so when she was gobblin on my meat I yanked her head back and splashed in the bitches eyes. She didn't like seeing the ghost.

by rc51rider July 15, 2010

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