Key smash

A key smash is exactly that, a random smashing of the keyboard that conveys intense or overwhelming emotion that cannot be expressed through words. However, there is an art to this trade. For the perfect key smash, use the "Home Keys" on your keyboard; this includes the letters a,s,d,f,j,k,l,; as well as g and h. The typical start letters are "a" and "j" but any of the Home Keys can be used. Once you have perfected your key smash, you can begin throwing in letters from the other rows for a personal touch. It is a staple of the LGBT community and a versatile conversational tool.

The key smash can be used in virtually any scenario to display urgency or intensity of one's emotions or situation.

Humor: "ajkshwdkljxg lmaooooo"
Tragedy: oh my goodnessalsdgkwnlzkgjkssd idek what to say that's terrible!
Anger: WHAT?! AKXZNVJLKKSALDFKALD;GH I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!
Distrust: Yeah, as if ifasazksfdfs if if if if I'm gonna let you use my tractor.
Suprise/Denial: AKXFDJSKAHFKLDHAZSJAGQKJDHFJKS NO WAY!!!
Happiness: OMG YESSSHFDHQJKLDSHGJXSFG
Anxiety: nononononono afjdkahdjhgakkjl no way I can'ttttfjadkhk

by ur the best, ur amazing, hbd August 24, 2018

Switch and Smash

Similar to the popularly used term Netflix and chill, it is when two people have intercourse after playing the Nintendo Switch®.

Bennis: Hey down to play some Splatoon 2®
Joy: Switch and smash?
Bennis: oh yes I can't wait to ink all over you like an inkling ;)
Joy: count on it

by SimeonTG June 29, 2017

kiser smash

When you’re teachers gets mad and is yelling at everyone and/or slamming everything

For example: A Door

Dude why did you make her mad? She’s gonna kiser smash all of us now!

by Hola my G April 14, 2019

Super Smash Kart

Super Smash Kart: Super Smash Bros and Mario Kart combined

Cole: Yo Michael, you gonna cop that new Super Smash Kart?
Michael: Yeah bruh I heard that you can knock other people’s Kart off the map.
Cole: Damn, you can? Michael bro that’s insane.
Michael: I also heard that you can customize your Kart.
Cole: You can!? That’s it, lets go to GameStop now bruh.
Michael: Aight.

by BlackNipper July 30, 2019

becky lemme smash

An amazing meme

Ron: Becky lemme smash

Becky: no Ron

Ron: Wut... Swiggity Swooty?
Becky: ur tail is small

by Succc September 15, 2017

New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash

@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god

Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?

Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical

by Reaganlol May 31, 2020

Keyboard smash

Several ways to show excitement. Usually used on stan twitter.

Fuck: FUCKSKDK
What: WHAHSJDJ
Lmao: LMAKAKSSS
Shook: KSKSKDKSKAJJSKSK
what the fuck: WHAT THE FUCKDKS
Yelling: IM YELLSKSMD

Keyboard smash example:

I FUCKKDKDJ YELLEDMDJD
(I fucking yelled)
WHHAT THE FUCJKSKS LMAKSKSKS
(What the fuck lmao)

by justdidthisforstantwit May 7, 2018