Deershit Retarded

Describes a person who has the mental capacity of cervid feces.

Derived from the term, "Batshit Insane."

Haley: "sorry evey time i wright something ill think of you and make sure i spell and punctuate everything"

John: "Wow, you're completely deershit retarded."

by Ed54 July 6, 2010

Ginger retard

That one kid that sits in the back of class and beats his meat

“ Who that one kid that sits In the back of Mrs Henry’s class and runs though the halls, oh that’s the ginger retard

by Lilhhound October 11, 2018

retard racer

Another term for a short bus, or any kind of vehicle used for the transportation of disabled, handicapped citizens. Seeing as how retards are JUST NOW being mocked, anyone handicapped can be considered a retard, although this is often very prejudgmental.

"Hey look it's a retard racer, check out the passangers."

by Dave January 14, 2004

retarded cunt

To defined a stupid woman in a derrogatory manner.

Melanie is crossed eye, and a retarded cunt.

by RonnieYVR November 14, 2007

Retard Rocket

Slang term that originated in acient Rome referring to the retard form of tranportation, which during those times was a chariot with square wheels. Currently known as the short bus, which my current roommate takes to college everyday. His name is Andy.

Andy, climb your fat ass into that retard rocket or your masturbating priveleges will be taken away.

by John Molstad April 17, 2005

Electric Retard

Electricretard.com is by far (if ot the only) most decsent webcomic on all the internet.
it was created by the mighty Eric, and prides itself on creating all purpose entertaining and child friendly entertainment.

Small child: mummy mummy, can I go on this site its called Electric Retard.

Mother: I see no reason why. Electricretard.com prides itself on creating entertaining and child friendly entertainment.

small child: YAY!

by ZE JUDEN October 20, 2008

Compound Retardation

The act of doing something stupid, followed by another unitentional yet equally stupid action

S: Remember when K slipped in his own vomit and broke his arm?

M: Yeah, thats some serious compound retardation

by MER8490 August 1, 2008