Magic Underwear

A garment worn by extremely devout followers of the the mormon cult. It is basically a set of long underwear but the mormons beleive it protects them from evil. Some peole might try and argue that it isn't called magic underwear but if it really protects you from evil then its gotta be magic.

You want an example? I donno, ask a mormon for one the next time one comes to your door to convert you.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Magic: The Gathering

The greatest trading card game ever. It must have been doing something right if it's lasted 11 years and is still in a growth phase.

Oh, and contrary to populare belief, you don't have to spend oodles of money just to win... That's why it's a TRADING card game, and why it's especially amusing to bolt together decks like U/G Madness or KCI and wipe the floor with all those moneycard-toting individuals.

The only major failing with MTG is that it's not potent enough an aphrodisiac. Yet.

by KHD July 22, 2004

Maggi

Maggies belong to the human race, and as such, need to sleep and eat, between other basic biological needs.

That maggi looks sick! she might need to rest

by Dogmaster April 2, 2008

Condom Magic Trick

When Your Banging A Girl While Wearing A Condom And When You Pull It Out The Condom's Gone!

Jeff:Yo! I Pulled A Condom Magic Trick on Alice Last Night!
George:Awesome!

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 10, 2008

Caper Magic to Yourself Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger with capers!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Caper Magic to Yourself Burger -- because capers are awesome, while magic is not."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

maggie

A fair Irish lass, as heard in the title of every other Irish folk song e.g. "Maggie In The Wood", "Drowsey Maggie", "When You And I Were Young, Maggie", etc.

American burnout: Dang, check out that maggie at the counter over there she fine...if I was 20 years younger I would so hit that...
Maggie: Téigh trasna ort féin!

by your dog March 29, 2008

magic bouncing milk trucks

boobs/tits/breasts/hooters/jugs/sweater cows/ta tas/

magic bouncing milk trucks are a tasty treat

by ian rocks! May 13, 2005