maritza guido

it’s me tf I’m awesome and cool 😘

oh there is maritza guido !!

me - yeah bitches it’s me the life of the party !!

by lifeofthepartylols April 8, 2022

Playing Guild Wars

Dropping fake acid

Yo I’ve been playing guild wars for three hours and now I’m all hot and my veins are sunken in. I think I might die.

by Crypt999 August 28, 2022

Tom Guilfoyle

Tom Guilfoyle.

Tom Guilfoyle.

by Debskelly1985 April 12, 2023

mon-gilo

mon-gilo; a term used for lying about not eating your kind. clearly you did, if you ever use this term. go to jail.

seungmin: no noce, i ate mike. my easy, our mon-gilo x4 (sang in reversed Topline ft. Tiger JK by Stray Kids)
stays: HE ATE MIKE

by StrawberryKat August 21, 2023

Casey Guilfoyle

Goes by many names. Casey Tinfoil, KFC and Casuiiiii. No matter what name you assign him he will always have impeccable drip with his extra vest under his suit jacket and a gold pocket watch, truly the best dressed at our school. He also faced severe scrunity from his religion teacher when he proudly displayed a shotgun shell on his desk.

casey guilfoyle are you listening to green day

by CheeseTweeze September 8, 2023

Johnnie Guilbert Effect

Johnnie Guilbert turning all of YouTube emo.

Crazy, even Tara Jummy lived trough the Johnnie Guilbert Effect!

by cutie28 February 10, 2024

jordan guidotti

jordan guidotti is a type of person you want to get backshots from and want his penis in your mouth because it will give a mouthful of sperm he is so sexy usually brown curly hair and medium height he has the biggest penis you'll ever see

"have you had sex with jordan guidotti yet his penis is so big i want more of it"

by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024