Poor Man's Diet 

Two Curlywurlies
Two Chomps
And Three Slices
Of Brown Bread

That fella has a poor man's diet

Poor Man's Diet by SqueegeeMan. March 26, 2022

dick diet 

When you have a new bae and feel the need to lay off the junk food in an attempt to feel more confident during sex.

Damn Steph, I'm gonna have to go on a dick diet now that Chris is coming over every night.

dick diet by Stephaniyah Spieyeinayah December 13, 2016

African Diet

The act of losing weight AND getting a tan by laying in the hot sun all day and not eating a damn thing... just like everyone in africa

Victor: Hey did you see that ugly cunt over there?

Cyrus: Yeah bitch needs to get off the african diet

African Diet by Jake Berglund February 20, 2009

Raw Food Diet 

Crack cocaine binge. Often the reason given for sudden weight loss.

No man, I'm not smokin' crack, I lost all this weight on a raw food diet.

Raw Food Diet by ************* February 19, 2008

snow diet 

A voluntary or involuntary diet started due to the difficulty of travelling to stores to buy groceries during periods of heavy snow. Made worse by laziness and lack of preparation. Most often seen in penny pinching states sacrificing preparation for snow to save money, such as the UK, much to the disappointment of the public.

cba to get food, gonna start snow diet.

snow diet by jaaaaaaaaaaaaaames December 3, 2010

Revenge Diet 

A diet a person goes on after getting dumped by someone that they loved. Used to make themselves feel desirable or to make the ex wish they didn't break up with them.

Person one: MAN, she looks hot! I thought she would hit the Ben and Jerry's after her tough break up.

Person two: Yea me too, bet she told me she went on a revenge diet. Her Ex was feeling pretty stupid.

Revenge Diet by theexmrssunshine May 18, 2011

Sandy D Diet

When one's usage of cocaine has become a daily supplement and/or a form of constant nourishment. Often referred to simply as "the diet" amongst close groups of cocaine using friend.

1) Travis looks like he's on the Sandy D Diet.
2) Hey, let's go upstairs and do the Diet!
3) I just did a line of the diet and I'm good to go to the beach now.
4) Thomas, you got some of the diet on your nose.
5) John, you're on the diet right? AND YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY! You're a greedy bitch! Fine! I'm gonna get some and do the diet myself! Nah bitch, I don't give a fuck if you feel fat. I know we going to pride and you gonna be on a float, but fuck that shit! You should have thought about that shit before you did the diet by yourself. Now look at your fat feeling ass!

Sandy D Diet by OWTFDWIT November 28, 2007