Hottie Per Capita (HPC)

Given the available population, how many are hotties. Also known as the Hottie quotient.

"Wow, check that out. Even the mailwoman is hot."

"Yeah, the Hottie Per Capita (HPC) is high in college towns."

by AdonisTheKingofAllHeSurveys July 4, 2009

Captain Innuendo

An amazing superhero who can make anything dirty and therefore awkward and hilarious.

I met Captain Innuendo at a party once, she is absolutely perverted.

by Cuke May 18, 2005

CAPT

SHITTY test in Connecticut sophomores have to take

me and the rest of the class of 2010 had to drink a 40 a day to keep the CAPT fear away.

by DICKSWAN October 31, 2007

Captain Morgan

Spiced Rum. Makes you yak like crazy though.

'Got a little Captain in you?'

by Claire November 15, 2004

venture capitalist

someone with enough money to gamble $50 million or so by purchasing overvalued companies that seem to offer "the next big thing" but in the end turn out to be just another "flash in the pan".

Bob: I just finished writing a program that takes anyone's picture that you upload to the website, and automatically superimposes it on a naked body with the best match.
Bill: That's pretty perverted, and pointless, I might add.
Bob: I know. But all I need is enough page views to get some venture capitalists salivating and I'll be set for life. They can have all of the headaches when it becomes obvious that no one will pay to use it because everyone already has Photoshop.

by gawthic1 June 26, 2008

capote

French slang for condom

Mec, cette fille a chaud.. Passe moi une capote!

by soyonsprecis August 27, 2006

faggot captain

Leader of the local fag militia Proud warrior of the Faggot Army.

Theres the faggot captain and his crew. Maybe if we act straight they will go away...

by Butkus November 30, 2006