by John Doe May 26, 2004
Get the Toothless crackwhore mug.I hate using his bathroom because the toothwaste I have to see in the sink and on his toothbrush is disgusting.
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When a chick has a body like toothpaste, i.e. curvy in all the right places. Note how it can only apply to her figure; you must ignore the face at all costs.
"Bro, that new teacher's pretty fine, she's got a toothpaste body"
"...Yo, what the fuck are you talkin' about?"
"Nevermind the face, but you know when you squeeze her body it's like Colgate man"
"Dude stfu she's your mom lol"
"...Yo, what the fuck are you talkin' about?"
"Nevermind the face, but you know when you squeeze her body it's like Colgate man"
"Dude stfu she's your mom lol"
by goodguychris August 25, 2011
Get the toothpaste body mug.A prison shank made from a tempered plastic tooth-brush. It resembles the tooth of a saber-toothed-tiger.
by Mr. Ford December 7, 2009
Get the Saber-Tooth-Brush mug.When a broad gives a blowjob to a man who has a large prince albert piercing he gives her a german nose hose then pull out and slaps her in the mouth knocking out as many teeth as possible and finish by saying make me some eggs bitch. The whole time she thinks its an average blowjob until the big finish
Cindy's mother asked her what happened? Cindy responded I told Ian I need to go to the dentist and get a tooth pulled. So Ian said I can save u some money and gave her the wisconsin tooth smasher
by n8t-n February 20, 2011
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by Dr Butt April 22, 2014
Get the chocolate toothpaste mug.A woman older than 80 who stalks men much younger than herself in order to quell a post-menopausal sexual arousal. A Saber tooth tiger is older than the puma, cougar, lioness, and jaguar.
by CatIsLegend May 18, 2016
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